Hello, I'm Fred Bitchman of Snow, Holiday and Bitchman here to wish you a joyful Kwanzaa like I'm Bill Cosby or Whoopi Goldberg having an asthma attack. Please accept this declaration of love or I'll **** you and grind your bones to make my bread after you're almost 100% dead and more brittle than an acid-washed skittle dissolved in the rotted corpse of Malcolm X. Little.