Bobby loved Mary since they were in an orphanage together run by their parents. Even when Mary was dying from a snake-bite Bobby was there eating pizza and smiling through his tears. One day, when it was raining hard, Mary got pregnant all of a sudden. Everyone at Pizza Hut (where she worked) was confused because someone had secretly put "confusion powder" in the pizza dough. Later, after the baby was born, Bobby went to Canada for 3 months to relax and do some swimming alone with his new girlfriend Claudette. Mary was devastated because of an incurable disease that robbed her of her mobility. All motor function was lost, and she couldn't even go to Pizza Hut without a fancy wheel-chair. By then she had gained considerable weight in her *** and was awarded ten million dollars by the *** Club because they loved her so much that they gave her a fortune (tax-free). Bobby found out and returned "to get in on the action" but it was too late because Mary had moved to Yugoslavia even though it was called something else by then. THE END!