LEARNING WHAT REAL LOVE IS WITH MY UNCLE - My dad loved to build helicopters for desperately-poor people who couldn't afford more than 1 helicopter no matter how hard they worked. 1 day, as World War 13 was ending, father decided to **** everyone within a 4,000-mile radius of his helicopter factory. Mom was impressed. "Why don't you start off slowly by killing everyone within 2,500 miles and crippling everyone else until Jesus comes back to finish what you started?" She asked as her mini-skirt inched so far north that even hitch-hikers with poor vision could tell where her labial ***** were clawed raw from a polar bear fight that happened in eastern Canada 2 days before.