Got to go
To A and E
An aeroplane
Fell on me head
Can’t quite work
It out
Why i am not
****** dead.

Got to go
To A and E
Got run over
By a train
Should be all
Chuffed up but
Still alive and sane.

Got to go to
A and E
I just went
And caught
Fire
All The nurses
All The doctors
called me
A ****** liar.

Going home on
The bus last night
Got hit by
A  50 ton meteorite .
Again I went to
A and E
This time
You got it
They did not
believe me.

I got to go to
A and E
I’ve stubbed my
Big Toe
Down I went and
Hit my head
What away to go