I got my false teeth
From a charity shop
Top and bottom
Did fit the slot.
For three weeks the
Cat chewed me food
Now with teeth
I am in a better mood.
Got me toothbrush
From a charity shop
We’re selling them cheap
Didn’t cost a lot.
Couldn’t find a dentist
On the NHS
So me north and south
Became a bit of a mess.

Brought a used toilet roll
From a charity shop
I got to stop writing this
****.