I'm thinking of taking up frog juggling
As a part time gig
I'll have to see how it goes with this tossing of toads
Before I throw myself, full time into it

With this fistful of amphibians
I found down at the local swamp
That are just the right size to flip, flop, and fly
When I finally decide to give this a romp

Juggling can be rather slippery
Even in the using of handy household objects
But toss one or two toads into the stew
You'll be lucky if you don't drop it

And there is no way I want to chase frogs cross the stage
In the middle of my act
To the gasp of the crowd as I fumble about
With what little I have going quickly stage left

If you stop to think about it
This may not be as easy as it seems
Perhaps I should try something more on the domestic side
And maybe try my luck at poodle juggling