"You'll never catch me!" Monica boasted as she self-dragged her lard *** across the street to Monica Bay. "Get her!" Police chief Wilkins yelled through the bull horn, even though it was too late because the bomb that Monica had inserted into the gerbil that Wilkins had inserted up his *** for ****** gratification was set to explode in 4 seconds. No one in town blamed Monica for the tragedy because exploding ****** gerbils were common in that part of Ohio and several Ohio police chiefs had died the week before from the same thing. "The exploding ****** gerbil problem has gotten out of hand!" Doris *** Plunge wrote on the wall of a Texaco men's room stall 13 weeks earlier but no one cared because she was from southwest Indiana where lots of ex-lesbians lived mega-quiet lives of ****** desperation.