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Jan 1
𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝐈 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃! Is it hexane-free? A little bit. What about freckles? What about them? Will it whiten them to the point of partial absorption? No. How will I know if lesbian dance class will improve my chances of landing (or bagging) a billionaire husband? Are unemployed people happy? Yes, very. My uncle was unemployed for 5 weeks before he became jobless. Where is he now? Dead. Dead drunk. He's a dipsomaniac who loves lesbian dance class. Why is he like this? I don't know. I've taken him to every gas station in the county and still he won't stop.
𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎
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𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎  Simpang Bedok, Singapore
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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