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Dec 2024
FROM FLYING OUT YOUR ****!

π˜’π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘯𝘦𝘺-𝘦𝘴𝘀𝘒𝘱𝘦 through the ****-hole is not normal. Always
be careful. Always! "I lost several kidneys when I was in
the navy. Fortunately, there were 4 kidney doctors and
one ****-doctor on my ship. Now, 12 years later, my
kidneys are where God put them and not flying
out my ****!" - Rear Admiral Tom Jones (retired)
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