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Dec 2024
State Farm was charging me ten-million-dollars-per-
second for helicopter insurance when I didn't even
have a helicopter, so I immediately called the Mafia
to "rub-out" my State Farm agent. Now I get my
helicopter insurance from the Mafia for much less.
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