Fold a crab in half and season it with pepper and then do the same thing to 2 other *****. Lightly smash the 3 ***** with a hammer and then pound them into a fish mold. Is that an ejector toilet? It sure is! I heard it can launch whole turds 80-miles-per-hour 150 feet straight up. It can. What about diarrhea? 200 feet. Wow!