M 25 fog mist dew
Light bulb halos
Dimmed vision view

Slow down slow down
A warning flashing
Wipers rowing window washing

Horns blowing sirens bleating
Ambulance and brigades
Meeting

Pile up bus a truck and trailer
Delays relays
On loud hailer

Camper van coffee
2 pounds a cup
Awaiting crane to lift bus up

Every cloud
Has a silver lining
Canopy Al-Fresco dining

Roll up roll up
We’ve a W.C
Prostate people need to ***

We’ve also got toast
And it’s haut de gamme
We have Kerrygold and traffic jam.