SOLVED MY MEAT PROBLEM

I was swimming across Lake Huron when a helicopter crash-
ed 500 feet away. I quickly headed in that direction and
eventually saved everybody. The governor was
so gay that he gave me a special award and
invited me to become gay like him (an
invitation I turned down flat). Six
years later the entire surviving
cast of 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝑩𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒉 tried
to make me gay, forcing me
to terminate their lives.