WITH OUR BUDDIES FROM HOLLAND!

The cold dampness of a Siberian winter made Donna and Gretchen
regret their vows to remain ex-lesbians forever. "I wish we were
still lesbians," Donna whined. "Me too," Gretchen whined too.
"Hey!" Donna hey'd. "Why don't we find a hobby that we
can do together?!" Gretchen looked at her like she was
stupid. "A hobby? Like what?" She asked.
"Lesbianism!" Donna exclaimed. "Okay,"
Gretchen responded as if she didn't
like being an ex-lesbian anyway.