Cyanide and happiness Husband and wife Champagne and hemlock Looking forward to Family life.. This was a the Start of a family Dynasty Started with my sister then happiness had me. Cyanide my father Happiness my mum Started a dynasty A family of fun. Cyanide died I never cried. Happiness died The family cried. Up to date 66years on All 70 grandchildren Have composed a little song Cyanide wasn’t happy Weirdly of his nut This family dynasty Wouldn’t have happened If happiness had kept Her legs shut.