Santa is tired being overweight
The mirror keeps showing for Heaven’s sake
Santa and fat
Kids can relate to that
Santa wants to transform into shape
He doesn’t want to resemble an ape
It’s exercise and lift weights
The motto, “NO PAIN NO GAIN”
Protein will be the intake
Training will be the partake
Nutritious meals
Clothing won’t be a conceal
Ms. Claus has organized his diet
Even Santa’s Reindeers will be healthy
Santa wants a healthy team, but not so extreme
Just lean and not mean
Lift and be strong
Longevity is where Santa wants to belong
The new Santa
Transformation at its best
Santa alone will be the one who can confess
Let’s see what the kids like best
Old Santa or new