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To prove my eternal love for you: I'LL EAT TEN TIMES MORE GLUTEN THAN VLADIMIR PUTIN & GRIGORI RASPUTIN TILL DEATH SETS IN TO MAKE YOU SMILE, three weeks before your homicide trial ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ I'll slap sandwiches together on my yacht with fresh ham that I just bought that was stripped from a pig that was recently shot ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ I'll take vitamin K in excess to force my blood to clot ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ I'll throw out my Bible and forget the psalms I was taught.
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