TO SAVE MARRIAGE FAT WOMAN WEARS SHETLAND PONY DISGUISE TO TRICK HUSBAND INTO STRAPPING A SADDLE ON HER BACK! It happened in Ohio 4 years ago. The woman weighed 400 pounds and was Shetland pony-shaped since the age of 28. "He thought I was a Shetland pony," she told her neighbor who was in love with a black man.