DAN'S FRESH **** WART BLOOD is bottled daily at DAN'S **** WART BLOOD BOTTLING PLANT. Come see Dan dance while he sings: "I'm Bleeding to Death" and "My **** Warts are Getting Bigger!" - "Dan's like the Rolling Stones! He really knows how to rock and roll! I saw his **** warts yesterday and they were huge!" - Ex-lesbian Paula Poundstone (former celebrity)