Near the bedroom door of a local ***** Toby heard "Top me off! Top me off!" so he assumed coffee was being served in there but there was more than the "topping off" of coffee cups, there was illegal ******* going on, so he instinctively called a priest who was nearby at the time. "There's whorish activity going on behind that door!" He pointed at the door of the *****. The priest smiled, revealing shiny teeth that were so divine that the average nun would mistake them for the teeth of her husband who is Jesus because all nuns are married to Jesus for some religious reason.