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Dec 17
"Bertha."

"Yes, babe."

"I'm crazy about you. I've always dreamt of finding a gal who gives me butterflies in my stomach."

"Aw, you are sweet! I'm crazy about you too."

"I was wondering.. er.. well, I ..erm."

"Spit it out you silly sausage."

"Would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?"

"Yes! Of course I will!
Nothing would make me more happy.
Although, I'll have to go on a diet for the wedding day. Gotta look my best."

"Oh, please don't. I fell for you just the way you are."

"So you like me the weight I am?"

"Bertha, whatever weight you are I will always love you. I just don't want you to think being slimmer will make you more attractive to me."

"Shall we celebrate and eat some chocolate trifles?"

"Too right! But not before we work up an appetite!"

"Ooh, babe. Give us a kiss."

"It would be my pleasure."
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