The day began with a horrific explosion at the ******* toy factory, killing dozens of ******* toy workers. Later, after the dead body pile was 100 feet high, Jesus returned to Earth like the Bible promises. "What's going on here?" He asked in Italian (for some reason). "Well," a local ******* toy user began to explain in Romanian (which is pretty close to Italian only prettier), "as you can see Mister Jesus, large numbers of homosexuals were killed from an explosion." Jesus smiled, showing off a full set of perfect teeth: "I will resurrect all of the dead ******* toy workers right now and return the factory to how it was before the explosion." The local ******* toy user was elated. "Thank you Mister Jesus," he said sincerely in a tone of voice that would touch the hearts of millions of people watching on T.V. till they died.