Donna wanted to look more like Darrell Waltrip than she already did so she rafted to Alaska to take 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴. Her doctor examined her in a dismissive way. "Miss Jones, it's going to take months for me to make you look more like Darrell Waltrip than you currently do." Donna was devastated by the prognosis. "Doctor, exactly how would you make me look more like Darrell Waltrip than I currently do?" The doctor looked out the window at Negroes ransacking Target. "That's easy enough. I'd simply remove the sections of your face that don't look like Darrell Waltrip." Six months later Donna rafted back to California to a surprise birthday party hosted by Darrell Waltrip who was secretly in love with her. "Oh Darrel," Donna cooed when they were having ****** ******* in bed together, "I don't know where your body ends and mine begins because we look so much alike." Darrell smiled, exposing 5 rotten teeth up front. "I'm not really Darrell Waltrip. I'm a hobo who just pretends to be." Donna smirked. "My name's not Donna Jones. I'm really Daryl Hannah from the movie 𝘚𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩 and you're under arrest for impersonating a race car driver!"