This Christmas as indeed the
Last two, you may have been
Aware that I didn’t write any
Letter asking for a present. I
Am “Sans Domicile Fix” in a
Camper Van and as you know,
Homeless people are not able
To avail of anything, not even
A bank account (but then why
Should they have any money).
I would like Rudolf to know I
Am a vegetarian and that I am
Ecstatic that he is enjoying his
Retirement since you have gone
And bought a battery powered
Elon, Eco, Antler Musk Sleigh.