Gerbils are just like you and me: out to make a buck. If you enjoy clawing your way up Richard Gere's ****, then you might be ready to make friends with Herb Paul, a gerbil that speaks 13 languages (not counting German). Herb was raised by Pygmy cannibals in Sumatra when he was little. He grew tall and firm on juicy rat-**** & monkey-****. 1 day, as Richard Gere was winning an academy award, Herb escaped. Gere's underwear drawer was searched thoroughly yet nothing was found. Later after that, Cindy Crawford chewed her way out of a canvas sack because she had sharp teeth and pink *******. (I saw them in 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘺 magazine before Hugh Hefner died.)