PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN THAT MAY NOT DRINK AND MUST SURVIVE ON VANILLA PUDDING! Men without mustaches have no rights. They may not breathe, breed or train beagles. Women in strapless evening gowns are encouraged to bend over a lot (like they're looking for car keys), especially during Kwanzaa (for some reason). Rabbits make good pets and people under the age of 37 may eat them or enter into civil unions with them like homos used to before the 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰 court got involved and made them buy marriage licenses.