HYPER-OBESE HOMOSEXUAL COUPLE USES ANCIENT HOMOSEXUAL WEIGHT-LOSS TRICKS TO SAVE THEIR HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE! And you can too! Ever wonder why homosexual couples are so thin? It's not from going to church, that's for sure. Meet Steve and Debbie, 2 homosexuals: 1 man, 1 woman, who've found the secret to slimming down. Debbie: "When I first married Steve, I weighed 340 pounds and he weighed 375. We decided that the time was right to have a baby, and that we would need to lose 200 pounds each." Steve: "Debbie's right about that! The truth was: we were just too heavy, so I took action. The first thing I did was quit my job and commit 3 acts of arson. While in prison I became a Christian." Debbie: "Steve's 45-year prison term taught me several valuable lessons." Steve: "I'm a homosexual again! Can you believe it?!" Debbie: "Oh no! What will my lezzy lover think?!"