I just heard a horrible hamster rumor about Richard Gere that made me puke for 12 minutes, but I know that Gere has never abused a hamster because he's only 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 gerbils. by 𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 - Hello Poetry

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Dec 2024

I just heard a horrible hamster rumor about Richard Gere that made me puke for 12 minutes, but I know that Gere has never abused a hamster because he's only 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 gerbils.

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𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎

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