SHARPENING THE BUS DRIVER'S **** WARTS WITH A TUNA FISH SCALER - Dan tried being nice to the bus driver but it didn't take. Each day the driver would snarl when Dan offered to sharpen his **** warts until one day when the driver was having a fatal stroke or aneurism blow-out and needed immediate **** wart attention, or he would die. "Quickly! Remove the bus driver's bus pants! I'm going in now!" Dan exclaimed. "Okay!" A helpful passenger responded. After 1 hour, the bus driver was revived. "What happened?" He asked groggily. "We sharpened your **** warts with a tuna fish scaler!" Dan answered pridefully.