SIXTY-THREE BOUTS OF BURPITIS (swelling of the glands that allow me to burp) - It was a cold day at the peanut butter factory as youthful Paul Lennon loaded 30,000 tons of raw peanuts into grinder number thirteen. "Paul, depress the grinder pedal slowly while I lubricate your sister!" Bob instructed from 30 yards away. "Okay Bob!" Paul responded. "Alright! Let 'er rip!" Later on, mountains of peanut butter were mechanically poured into plastic jars. "My sister is over-lubricated!" Paul called out to Bob who was sitting on the toilet at the time, waiting for "big things" to happen.