Be patient, just like an amputated arm, your thumb will grow back. Thanks to you it will. Your presence causes miracles. True. There is something awesomely godlike about me: my talent for starting diesel motors while wearing multiple **** straps that are 3 sizes too small; my ability to impregnate Sumatran bikini models, etcetera. Yes, but you're being modest. I read about how you defeated Godzilla in hand-to-hand combat twice to save Tokyo from sinking into the sea. Oh, that. Godzilla was already weak from centuries of hibernation. Throwing him into a volcano was nothing, really. Here, take my ***** and do with it what you must. No, I couldn't. You see, I'm married now to Godzilla and together we have 14 children.