I'll never forget the first time I drank a glass of tap water in the
woods with Jimi Hendrix. I was living in the woods with
stinking, ****** hippies when a hippie poured for me
a glass of municipal water. Even though I didn't see
what the big deal was, I've not drank city water
since. Is that Jimi Hendrix? No, it's only a
rotting oak tree stump. ****!