Time speeds up at the weekend or whenever you're at a loose end and it goes very slowly when you're working.
I'm working on the system which has us all believing that foundations would be falling if we changed the status quo.
I'm told that I must **** it up because I'll only *** things up if I rock the boat.

Well
smack me with a kipper's tail If I do it and I fail
it's all a learning curve.