โGay Cubans speak proper Spanglish which is why monkey-taming comes natural to them!โ Hans insisted. โWhat about wild A.I.D.S.? Didn't Cubans give it to monkeys?โ Fritz asked. โNain, Cubans are known for their willingness to substitute ravioli for rigatoni. I knew 5 Cubans with **** warts & they didn't let that stop them!โ Reason- ed Hans. โOh! God! Stop them from what?!โ Fritz needed to know.