THE SNOW FELL LIKE IVORY SNOW SOAP FLAKES on Kate & Jake as they made passionately-**** love behind an abandoned Kmart. "I wish Kmart were fiscally sound again," Kate mumbled after Jake touched bottom. "Easy," Jake warned, "Kmart's downward spiral began with 2 desperate lovers hitting their gynecological bottom while snow fell like Ivory Snow soap flakes on their passionately-**** bodies." Kate smiled at that, pleased that Jake's passionate concern for Kmart sizzled like red-hot tangerines in the belly of his soul.