Ave you seen my wife's

Orse Nick? it's a wee wyte

Orse, about 15 ands  igh !


Bet dat Steer Calmer eel be

wishin it were that simple

'cause Putin's On The Blitz.


E told im E were gettin is

**** on a plate and all them

Pommy geezers in Ukland.


Can't wait to see London

Bridge in the drink and St

Pauls Cathedral back in 1666.


What about Qing Charles

bet ee's igh tailed it to NZ

ware ee's got an ouse, e as.


Imagine Russian Oreshnik

in Ide Park and Buckingham

Palace full of illegal immigrants.


Ah, the Paddy's will be smilin

serves the bars turds right, t'was

long overdue, more shnik to them.


Fastlane in Scotland will \||/ /

The Trident, serves em right an all

voted twice to be part of England.


And the Welsh, they'll be down the

mines with the sheep and Corgis

maybe the Prince too! not likely.