Nov 25
๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ค๐๐ฃ๐จ
Join Jacques Cousteau's demon for chills and spills in his new underwater adventure: THREE TURDS TO NOVA SCOTIA! You'll laugh and cry and wet your pants (along with five people nearby). Don't say NO ever again! Join the YES CLUB and eat beans on every bus trip; wear a tuxedo to a nudist colony; swap dentures with a neighbor; **** crunchy peanut butter through a straw for 56 hours. Fun's fun and you'll experience tons of it at BIG ****'S **** EXCHANGE! Exchange your **** for one that's longer, thicker and works better! Thrill women with it and men and nuclear scientists! You'll be whistling "Dixie" louder than the manager of a cream cheese factory! Don't hesitate! Order now! For just 300 billion dollars per half-second you can enjoy an enchanted evening with Jesus, along with special guest diner: JEHOVAH!!! Witness the best ***** street fights ever at JAMAAL'S GHETTO STREET FIGHT MOVIE STUDIO! You'll laugh, then puke, then have a bowel obstruction surgically removed at Saint Jude's Cancer Terror Hospital as hyper-obese sailors dress like crippled women for another white-hot night of total passion in Allegheny County.
Join Jacques Cousteau's demon for chills and spills in his new underwater adventure: THREE TURDS TO NOVA SCOTIA! You'll laugh and cry and wet your pants (along with five people nearby). Don't say NO ever again! Join the YES CLUB and eat beans on every bus trip; wear a tuxedo to a nudist colony; swap dentures with a neighbor; **** crunchy peanut butter through a straw for 56 hours. Fun's fun and you'll experience tons of it at BIG ****'S **** EXCHANGE! Exchange your **** for one that's longer, thicker and works better! Thrill women with it and men and nuclear scientists! You'll be whistling "Dixie" louder than the manager of a cream cheese factory! Don't hesitate! Order now! For just 300 billion dollars per half-second you can enjoy an enchanted evening with Jesus, along with special guest diner: JEHOVAH!!! Witness the best ***** street fights ever at JAMAAL'S GHETTO STREET FIGHT MOVIE STUDIO! You'll laugh, then puke, then have a bowel obstruction surgically removed at Saint Jude's Cancer Terror Hospital as hyper-obese sailors dress like crippled women for another white-hot night of total passion in Allegheny County.
