My Doctor ordered me to exercise So I now walk through my poems Many a ghost I now do exorcise I write poems to burn calories While eating all sweets and savouries I read poems to exercise Enjoying words so sweet and savoury Many years later, Iām still obese Even after writing to burn my calories My doctor now wants me To step out of my comfort zone So now from writing verse To writing worse prose I do turn All my effort just to burn calories Not playing to the galleries But for me and my calories Without earning any salaries Prolonging this causes calamities All just to burn a few calories