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Nov 21
What'cha got there? I wrote a scene for ๐˜Ž๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ด ๐˜๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ. Oh wait, someone has replaced the words potato chips with ****-*****! Read it anyway! Okay. Hi Gilligan. Do you wanna eat my ****-*****? Sure. Wow Ginger! Your ****-***** are too salty. Ha? Someone must've put extra salt on your ****-***** as an April Fool's Day joke! The joke's on them. Why? Those are Mary Ann's ****-*****! And in this scene "water heater" was replaced with "*******." The water heater was so cold for my shower that I nearly froze my potato chips off! Someone must've unplugged my portable electric *******.
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