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Richard Shepherd
Poems
Nov 2024
Two baboons chatting
'Hello Ted, me 'ol mucker'
'Oh...yea…alright Bruce'
'What's up with you?'
'I caught Sophie last night,
you know...'
'What?'
'She's having it away with Guy the Gorilla'
'Jesus,
he must have split her in two.
Saying that,
she does have a wizard's sleeve'
'You what?
what the **** did you just say?'
'C'mon Ted,
don't play innocent.
She's a bit of a goer is Sophie,
a right old ****'
'I don't believe this.
Have you been knocking her off as well?'
'Yea,
a couple of times,
just casual like.
What can I say?
She wiggled her **** in my face
and let one go.
How could I refuse?'
'Ok,
well yea she does have a sweet aroma
but still,
you're meant to be my mate,
what a ***** you are, Bruce'
'Calm down Ted,
look,
I'll set you up with a
chimp *****, I know'
'Really?
What's she like?'
'Tight as a keyhole and up for anything.
Only last week we played
Hide The Banana'
'Sounds **** as hell, Bruce,
yea mate alright,
I'll give her a go'
'Attaboy,
you know it makes sense'
'Cheers Bruce,
Sophie can go **** herself'
'Or any other ape,
eh, Ted!?
Hahaha'
'You ******'
Written by
Richard Shepherd
54/M/England
(54/M/England)
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