Mary was a crazy-*** party animal till she met John, the assistant garden department manager at Walmart. "Would you like to eat a big meatball sandwich with me?" He asked during a lunch break. Mary smiled as her big ******* stiffened like a sponge dropped in the desert after an earthquake. "Sure John," she replied in a girly way as John's big ******* stiffened like a sponge dropped in the desert after an earthquake, something that Mary noticed immediately. "Hey! Your ******* are just like mine!" She exclaimed in amazement. "Yes," John acknowledged in a low voice that totally creeped out a bra salesman who was listening to them from another booth.