THE BALCONY-CLIMBER - How are you making a living? You aren't still "balcony-climbing" are you? What's wrong with that? Nothing unless you lose your grip. Listen, I've fallen billions of times. The secret to not getting hurt is to fall on fat women. They'll break your fall better than any air mattress will. It still seems iffy to me. Watch me tomorrow. If I fall it'll be from 70 feet. I've got 2 fat ***** in the parking lot. I can't miss. I'll hit 'em squarely. One'll be killed instantly but I'll be fine. Okay, if you say so. Got any bread? Sure, bottom drawer. Thanks. My sister was a **** till a "balcony-climber" smashed her flat. Yes that was me.