Today I purchased second

   hand socks at the cancer

  charity shop in Burford.


   Woollen ones, with those

   **** patches, and perhaps

    why they were discarded.


   They were cheap, only one

  pound for the six pairs, some

were odd, even miss-matched.


But t'was Black Friday and the

  lady said they were top gear,

  donated by Jeremy Clarkson.






Poem For Jeremy Clarkson
and his friend girl, Irish Lisa.


Thank you for the sock Lisa.

Ryan O'Leary.