If you get near, I'll strip a gear, more out of fright than out of fear. I saw you in a bikini yesterday before I took it off to make the mail man happy. One day I'll drive a Toyota to your carnival trailer, the one that was good enough for novelist Norman Mailer, and it's there that we'll make sweet love like the queen of the Nile made to King Tut behind Cairo's only Pizza Hut.