WITH SANDWICH BAGS TO STEAL
SOUP FROM THE BUFFET...

Got any of those sack-loads of **** that are so popular everywhere these days? Yes! Just got a million sack-loads of them 10 minutes ago. May I see them? Are you a cop? No. Well I am! You're under arrest for your "sack-load of **** inquiry" which is punishable with a mandatory penectomy plus your collection of green stamp books! Oh no! Not my green stamp books?! Take my *****, just don't take my green stamps!