I heard that you're a hot-shot executive at Dip **** & **** Muffin? Yes, I've been with them 3 years. I married Gloria **** Muffin, the founder's daughter. We have a lovely house that came with 3 children, all mulattos. That's wonderful. Is your wife tall? Indeed! She's seven or eight feet straight up, even taller if you lay her fat-*** on a pitched pitch roof, that is: a sloped roof covered in tar. I see. What about the pickaninnies? Are they trained? Yes, one of them is 300 pounds and can swim like a ******. It sounds to me that you live an ideal life as a hot-shot executive. I surely do.