"White Mice" by the Mo-Dettes
Track 17 on "The Story So Far" {1981)

Smile so sweetly, so completely, dazzle everyone
A smile like yours should be on show, oh gosh it's such good fun
And there's a lot of other things about you that I like
The only thing that's lacking is a thousand c.c. bike

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one

Your **** is tight and moves alright, your eyes are big and blue
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗳 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗜'𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂
But I'm naughty, sweet and haughty, forward with it too
So come and visit then kiss it, like only lovers do!

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one

I'm not dumb, I'm on the run for someone sweet and tasty
Young men always turn my head and can't help acting hasty
Now it's said, it's straight to bed, no need to make it harder
I believe in plenty of nice things to stock my larder

Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one
Don't be stupid, don't be limp
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one