Perverse monkeys may pig pork you with monkey bananas to make
you monkey-gay in a monkey zoo on Pork me Gay it's Monkey Day
& they may make a gay monkey out of you in gay pig-monkey play,
but as long as you peel them just before they ripen you will be okay

Good-bye! I will not ever forget you! What's your name again?
Disney's got maglev & the nips are extracting hydrogen
from water to run glorified golf carts.