expressed an early interest in breast pumps while working at Dairy Queen. "My mother had ******* and she wasn't afraid to eat raw seafood. This tradition runs through my family like gonorrhea." Before fame hit, Keith, and his brother Pedro, spent nights chasing homosexuals into Texaco men's rooms and playing dominoes with their 400-pound uncle Hector. "Hector was not able to wipe thoroughly due to a lower-**** injury," Pedro recalled. "We had to hire Norwegian breast pump distributors on several occasions." Later, after Hector was killed by a Frisbee with a razor blade taped to it, the Urban brothers moved to Italy: a country where women are hairy but friendly.