It's Madonna! I can see her ***! Where?! Behind her! Oh yeah! I see it too! Her boyfriend says that she washes it every day with soap. What kind? Expensive soap from Turkey. They make it just for her ***. It has special ***-beautifying ingredients. Like what? Gerbil ***-hormones from Richard Gere's company. Wow! I wish I was Richard Gere! I'd be inserting a gerbil up my **** right now! Me too!